This was an early experiment in Perl. You may prefer to see the Complete List of Quotes.

What do men look for in a woman?
They look for someone feminine, sweet, intelligent, and demure. They look for a companion with understanding and compassion. They look for that certain flair, that je ne sais pas. They look for style, substance, and sweep. They look for a full, generous figure coupled with a deep, smoldering gaze. And then, alas, just when they have found it, I must tell them that I am spoken for.

~~Miss Piggy's Guide to Life

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